Yesterday, I swallowed my ball..have you ever swallowed anything strange?

When I was ten years old, my Grampa castrated some pigs. I was helping him. The pigs squeal loudly when they get their little things cut off. I was holding the pigs down for him and looking away and my mouth was open and he popped a pig testicle in my mouth, but I didn't swallow. I peed in his boots for that.